When my pal Eric Stephenson asked me to write a column for NextPlanetOver.com, I was originally reticent. I'd killed myself on Damage Control with little by way of reward and tons of suffering. He promised it'd be different, I could just rant and do very little of the production. This went well for a bit, until NPO went out of business along with parent site eHobbies.com. When Eric and our other partner-in-crime Allen Hui started up SpinnerRack, they brought me on again as a columnist. Eventually Eric convinced me to take it more seriously (sneaky bastard) so potential editors who might hire me would see me as less of a goofball. I'll leave it to you to figure which columns were which. Anyhoo, all columns are produced by Allen (i.e. his design and production art) and listed from newest to oldest.

• A Finer World
• Death to Smoochy
• More Than Meets The Eye
  (a Transformers treatise)
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
  (or "Superman, Crack Smoker")
• Ethnic Cleansing/Rattled CAGEs
  (the oft noted MAX column)
• The Envelope, Please ...
  (the 1st Annual Smackdown Awards)
• A Toasty Day in Thule
• Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?
• Can You Smell What The Operative Is Cooking?
  (The wrestling column, pre-Triple-H return)
• That Warm, Fuzzy Feeling
• Getting Away With Murder
• Once Again, Back Is The Incredible ...
• Critical Mass
• Set Adrift on Memory Bliss (Or Deep Thoughts)
• The Black Hero Origin Algorithm
  (Many thanks to Dance Macabre Studio's Vince Moore)
• SpinnerRack Two-In-One
• Time for Vertigo to Step Up To The Plate
• Nate Dogg, Misunderstood Visionary
• A Place For Every Thing
• Six Things That Really Suck
• Twelve Things That Really Rock
• Wednesday Afternoon
• "... every minute"
  (Or "Bill Jemas and Joe Quesada are Vile Tricksters")
• Why Warren Ellis Should Be Given Free Reign
• Why Christopher Priest Should Be Treated Like A God
• The Fall of the Chosen One
• "... to crack open the firmament and shatter the stars!" Part II
• "... to crack open the firmament and shatter the stars!" Part I
• Whitewash