Previously, on The Conversation …

• Rape and the Incredible Hulk
• The 14th Amendment with a Hippie Libertarian
• Apple’s September Music Event
• “… you never worked for the mob …”
• Shotguns

Now, for our feature presentation …

HT: Here’s a headline for you: “Italian Mafia Cash In On Lucrative EU Wind Farm Handouts.”
JK: Aw, but ain’t that America?
HT: indeed
HT: Wait, it’s not America!
JK:
JK: You know, to this day, the Italians still believe they won WWII
HT: Wow.
HT: Because we all love spaghetti? They attacked with carbs?
JK: No, apparently, killing Mussolini and switching sides at the very end meant they were on the winning team
HT: facepalm
HT: They think they were wearing the Italy-shaped boot when it was kicking behind, not receiving it.
HT: That’s Sarah Palin-level delusional.
JK: So the question is, can you get rid of a body at a mafia windfarm, or do they still need junkyards for that?
HT: I think you need to go to a mafia composting location
JK: “One case in Spain, meanwhile, involved a solar energy plant which claimed, miraculously, to be generating electricity at night. Investigators found that that the power was in fact being produced by diesel generators — the “green” subsidies paid for the plant were so generous that the owners still made a handsome profit.”
HT: That’s just funny
HT: I knew that’d be right up your alley
JK: Ah, yes, organic soil .. .I suppose that means you need to strip the corpse before you dump it though
JK: Maybe remove all the dental work too for good measure
HT: It’s good for mother earth

Playing (Music): “What The Hell Happened To You?” by Malcolm & Martin

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